There Will Be No Alien Invasion

Dear Aliens, I do not want to be a part of thwarting your alien invasion. I have better things to be doing.

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    Memo: Earthling to Aliens

    Subject: There will be no alien invasion.

    Look, I get it. You need your nerd hero. You need them to decipher your alien star maps, to develop your nearly-as-fast-as-light drives, to clone your dinosaurs, and to otherwise push your entertainment forward. And that’s great. But it’s also not my problem.